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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”
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Billie + David, right after Billie’s last scene on Doctor Who.
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Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
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That last gif slayed my entire soul.
This woman gives me hope.
Welp, there goes my drink all over my monitor again. Never fails to be hilarious.
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what if people’s names couldn’t be the same and everyone had to have a different name
“hello this is my daughter jamie602891princess”
and then people started murdering others for the good names
hunger names
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So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.
your sister is going to get fucking murdered
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Whoa
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